Aggressive Slow Blinking T-Shirt

Aggressive Slow Blinking T-Shirt

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Aggressive Slow Blinking T-Shirt
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Aggressive Slow Blinking T-Shirt

Aggressive Slow Blinking T-Shirt
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Color: Navy

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Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring Spun Cotton Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton, because a shirt covered in cat hair should at least feel good underneath it all. Pre shrunk for a consistent fit, wash after wash.

Breathable Fabric Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric keeps you comfortable from morning coffee spill to evening cat on lap standoff.

True to Size Unisex Fit A relaxed, comfortable silhouette that fits most body types with ease. No surprises, just like your cat's schedule.
Built to Last

Reinforced Durability Double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves stands up to repeated wear built tougher than your resolve to "never get a cat."

Seamless Collar Quarter turned construction eliminates the center crease and keeps its shape over time, unlike your sleep schedule since the cat moved in.

Tear-Away Label Easy to remove label for tagless comfort, no scratchy residue we figure you've got enough scratches to deal with already.
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30-Day Money Back Guarantee Love your tee or your money back. Simple as that no fine print, no negotiating (unlike literally everything else in your house since the cat took over).

Printed in the USA All USA orders are printed and shipped right here at home. No overseas mystery, just good ol' American printing.

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FAQs

Where are you located?

We're a US-based company, and every order is printed right here in the USA — our print partners are in Florida and Texas.
Do you ship internationally?

Not yet — right now we ship within the United States only, and we're working on reaching more countries soon. Check our shipping policy for rates and delivery times.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! As soon as your order ships, we'll email you a tracking number so you can follow your package all the way to your door.
What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality fabrics that feel soft on the skin and hold up wash after wash. Exact materials vary by item — you'll find the full details on each product page.